The Quikly News Oath

The Oath:

I hereby swear, to stand for all that is sillly,

all that is childish and all that is pointless.

I will never turn away from this oath,

lest I get stuck in Traitor's quicksand.

I will forever be loyal to Quikly News and henceforth shall be called >Insert name here<

Now click on this link and become a Quiklian. Special:Signup

And now to reward you:
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